Mel Gibson files restraining order against ex-girlfriend

Mel Gibson: 54
The Girlfriend: 40

Together for about one year, now with seven month old baby girl.

This story reads like a very lame Jerry Springer episode.

"The final thoughts? Force Mom and baby to watch 'The Passion of the Christ' until she repents and no longer wants to do bodily harm. And please...be good to each other."

Christina Agui-GaGa

Dammit.

I have been holding back on this subject because I love me some Christina Aguilera, BUT...

WhywhywhywhywhywhyWhywhywhywhywhywhyWhywhywhywhy!!

Girl has pipes that would demolish the walls of Jericho just by whispering. Girl had given the finger to corporate music with her second album "Dirty". Girl had put all to shame in "Lady Marmalade". Girl even went her own way with "Ain't No Other Man".

Sometimes imitation is NOT the best form of flattery. Sometimes it is imitation: sorry, flat, and lazy. Girl can do better. Girl can sing better. But if she keeps following a trend instead of creating one? Girl is gonna go down in history as a sell out, or worse...a copy cat.

Wail on, girl. Because no one else can touch you when you do.

Reality TV

Okay, let me first preface this by saying I HATE reality TV. Remember the one half of the model couple on "The Amazing Race"? She was stupid and gave all beauty queens a bad name...and she wasn't even that pretty. Anyway, my rommie-I LOVE my roomies-showed me one of the latest "America's Got Talent" shows and there were these sisters that had Cystic Fibrosis (two of the four children that had it in the family) and they sang. OMG. I am a singer and I had to give them props. The younger sister WAILED and the older sister harmonized like you wouldn't believe.

Now, I know what some of you are thinking but shut it. They were good and not because they have an incurable disease.

I watched a few more episodes and I have to say that I like Sharon Osborne more and more since "The Apprentice"...and I'm glad that hooker Robin Givens didn't win-a brain aneurism solves everything.

Twilight's Main Actors

So, I guess it is non-pc if we call female actors actresses, hence the title...although getting older I still look at this Blog's title and think...am I writing about a gay romance? Anyway.

Okay. I'm at some grocery store, looking for the longest line to wait in, because it's easier than finding the shortest-even in the express line (since the general public thinks that 21 items is 20 items) and I find the tabloid story about the main people who act in the movie Twilight: characters Edward and Bella...umm real names...Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. They are unhappy, moving in together, going to get married, and somehow she is going to ruin his career.

Can I just say...

I think they are sharing the same hair stylist...who obviously hates them both...and wants to ruin both their careers. But seriously...have you seen their hair?

Alright...how many times have you seen this in real life? Girl A falls in love with Boy A, they work together, live together, and then break up-causing everyone who works in the same company extremely uncomfortable because they are also immature together. The cliche is don't eat where you poop for a reason: it tastes like shit.

Now, normally outrageous threats fall on deaf ears because who out there can really destroy someone's career, or the other person's life, or the other person's car and get away with it? Hrm...I may have to take that back since Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez burned down that guy's house and she suffered an untimely death...or did she? Anyway, the more money one has doesn't necessarily excuse them from acting a fool...if anything, it eggs them on, and we mere mortals sit back clucking our tongues saying "They seemed so good together!" The man-boy is 24 years old and the girl-woman is freakin 20. I don't know them personally, and neither does most of the planet, but I look back on my life and during those years I was a mess: homeless by choice (but still found a way to go out and party), jobless by choice (donating plasma was a more than appropriate method of income!), and relationship-retarded (I had a bad childhood :P). Oh! I was also a Drama Queen! But I was unpaid. The similarities are staggering, except I was broke and no one cares one bit about a broke Drama Queen that acted better than those two, two-dimensional actors. And the tabloids rant about how their off camera romance parallels their movie romance. Sooooo...that means to me they should take the disco ball down from their bedroom and she should stop trying to sleep with dogs...ew.

To Farm or not to Farm, that is the Question.

Once upon a time, there was a brand new social connecting network-a young upstart if you will-hot on the heels of the currently huge social network. It boasted more apps and more fun. Soooo...now-a-days I log in, I click the app, find out I have wonderful gifts to unload, click the gift, get a frown face with a message stating there has been some kind of issue or some nonsense, reload the app, find it missing. Betty White was right, Facebook is a colossal waste of time-except in her case she did make a mint off winning a spot on SNL.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Betty White and if you don't then you aren't a true American. It's like not loving Joy from My Name is Earl...sacrilege.

Kelly...and not Ms. Rippa

I am not a huge fan of campy gay videos...but Kelly is one of the few that are hilarious.

Kelly: The Prequel